THE CROWN IS A CON calls out the whole strongman fantasy: gold trim, tough talk, fake hero act — all distraction while real people do the real work. America was built on “no kings,” and this shirt says we’re not about to forget that.
WEAR IT WHEN Election Day, July 4th, rallies, town halls, school board meetings, union meetings, cookouts with “that uncle,” coffee runs — anywhere you want to say “I’m not here to be ruled.”
QUICK FIT unisex, true-to-size silhouette; soft hand; premium cotton blend; machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
FIRST ORDER Use code NEWBIE20 for 20% off.
CTA Add to cart — don’t crown cowards. Gear Up! Speak Out!
$24.95
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